Technology, Business, and Doritos

Experiences and help from a wandering techy and entrepreneur

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Send any questions you have about food, or programming in PHP, MYSQL, DHTML to tmiskin@gmail.com and I will blog it. And I mean any question.

Over the past few weeks FundingUniverse.com is ranking hundreds of places higher on all our most treasured keywords on Google.  Since SEO is my domain here, all of my fellow employees wanted to know how we did it and what was the biggest contributing factor to the newfound success.  Well, here is my secret - wizardry.  I hired an apprentice wizard on the cheap.  Minimum wage in fact, and yes that is Utah minimum wage which is around 10 cents an hour if I remember right.  Somehow he was able to with the flick of his wrist place hundreds of links from known link farms on all our competitors sites, mess up their redirects, and shove all their pages into the supplemental index.  Thank you Merlon!

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Arrogance of communities

January 3rd, 2007

I wrote a blog almost a year ago speaking about how often people build a hedge around their job. My thoughts right now are related to this, but are in a broader context. With the Internet dead-horse currently being “community”, “Web 2.0″, “user generated content”, and “viral”, I have realized how incredibly arrogant the so-called experts in all these areas have become. It is a human trait to want to be the “go-to” person in something, and with the world population so large, people are nit-picking over the stupidest minutia ever. Here are some community examples from the Internet:

1. Web design - If you are not designing your website in complete XHTML compliance, or coding your site in a complete MVC framework you are an idiot and don’t know anything about the web.

2. Browsers - Anyone using IE was born yesterday and will immediately get spyware and a lethal virus installed on their system.

3. OS - Slashdot: If you run any commercial non-open OS you are feeding the man and think the Internet runs on tubes. OSX users: Windows is built with viruses, does not have a graphics engine, and are used in big gray boxes. Linux is for D&D junkies. Windows users: No programs run on any other OS, every windows computer is $10,000 cheaper than any osx box, and Linux takes a college degree to learn.

4. Your blog needs comments: A friend Chris and the blog minions have spoken “authoritatively” about the superiority of a commented blog. If you don’t allow comments? Well then, you are a community crushing, egotistical, anti-web-2.0 maniac!

And the list could go on for hours. I believe the lack of person-to-person contact in today’s world, and the vast amounts of people on the planet have made people try so hard to make themselves relevant in a sea of people. They want a place, a niche that they control. The more people there are, the more focused their “expertise” has to be. More and more often I get comments from people about seemingly inane things in life that are steering me in the “proper” direction. I think people let things get to their head to quickly and assume a position of authority much too quickly. A classic example is the fights php developers have with some of the creators of the language over the proper way to handle php.
Trent to friend: “Hey look, I just got a new garlic masher”

Friend to Trent: “You got THAT brand of garlic masher? That thing is worthless, only a moron would have bought that thing”

So what is the moral? You need to consult the “community” of whatever it is you are doing before you attempt anything. What!? You used a table to do page layout!? You deleted a comment from your blog!? You didn’t put a dig link on your post!? Noob.

What are some ridiculous things you have heard from people in things you are doing “against the grain”?

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HOV lane madness

December 20th, 2006

A few weeks ago I was riding in the HOV lane going to a reception with my wife.  It was around 7 pm and very dark outside. I was cruising along at 75 in a 65 when behind me I saw extremely bright headlights.  This usually means a big truck, and as it got closer I guessed it was a hummer.  The hummer then proceeded to ride by bumper about 10 yards from my car.  After about thirty seconds of this the hummer crossed over the double lines without blinking and then proceeded to cross three more lanes of traffic then swerve back all without blinking and cutting several people off.  This maneuvering by the vehicle continued for about twenty more minutes until we came to our exit, at which point the hummer was 50 YARDS ahead of us.

What was great about this moment is not that it happened, because it happens all the time, but that I was finally able to call somebody out.  This hummer was one of those wonderful “tax evasion” things where they post their companies advertising on it.  On the wheel cover on the back Spring Wireless was big and visible.  So, whoever in Utah drives a black/gray hummer with a Spring Wireless wheel cover, enjoy your drives and CHILL!

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Back from the dead

December 20th, 2006

Well, not entirely from the dead. Over the past three months I have had my head down with designing, building, and debugging the new digs at FundingUniverse.com. As a company we have learned a lot about building a successful subscription based service, and working as a team to get it done.

Just this last week we had a speedpitching event where we had some of the best companies ever pitch to the room of investors. While there I tried to find out if any of these investors were using our website and not surprisingly there was no one that said they used it regularly. What these investors fail to realize, is that these plans are all available on our site, and their plans are rated so that the investors can see the most complete deals. To not use the service yet continue to come to the speedpitching events seems strange since they can get the same deals any time they want. If anyone you know is wealthy and wants to get involved in startup companies but doesn’t know where to start, encourage them to sign up for FundingUniverse. It is a good first step where they can look at pre-screened dealflow instead of getting burnt the first time they attempt at an investment. Many of these companies have a huge upside and some could possibly be the next YouTube etc., you just never know. We enjoy seeing all the plans on our site because of the amazing amount of ingenuity and talent in this country. We owe it to all these hard working entrepreneurs to help them find the capital they need to grow their companies.

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New Kid on the Block

July 21st, 2006

I haven’t blogged about it because I wanted to post pictures and I kept forgetting to grab them from home. Our new daughter, Natalya Joyce Miskin, was born on July 6. She weighed 7 pounds 12 ounces. She is awesome, and our son Tanner loves her and is very protective. Fortunately, she is a good sleeper just like Tanner, so as we are both finishing up a bit of school we haven’t gone too crazy. You always forget what fun a new baby is until you have another one. Hurray for kids!

Family with Natalya Tanner and Natalya Natalya in the hospital

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Modern Backward Tune

July 21st, 2006

The last backward tune was Panama by Van Halen. If you had heard it before you probably would have easily guessed at least the artist. Here is that tune forward - Forward Tune #3

This next song is from the 90’s, and I must say that it is one of the coolest songs I have ever heard backward. Sounds like he is speaking German or something. - Backward Tune #4

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Backward tune #3

July 19th, 2006

The last song was very easy, Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. The song lasts about 5 hours, and that clip is toward the end so if you didn’t get it then you probably never got to that part of the song. That song is the most played guitar song in the world I would bet. If a guy pulls out his dusty acoustic saying he can play the guitar and plays that song you know that is about all he probably knows. Anyway, below is the last song forward and the next song backward. Enjoy!

Forward Tune #2

Backward Tune #3

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Another backward tune

July 18th, 2006

So I had some complaints that the first backward tune was too hard so I decided to pull out a much easier one for people for my second one. The first song was “Father of Mine” by Everclear. Here is the clip forward - Forward Tune #1

So, here is the second tune. If no one can get this I might as well just fold up shop……

Backward Tune #2

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Name that backward tune!

July 14th, 2006

So I always loved “Name That Tune” growing up and have wanted to duplicate it myself many times. However, simply playing a five second clip of a song is too easy and so I came up with a much better way. Play it backward! All these song clips will be under 10 seconds and will be from moderately to very popular songs. I know you can get software to turn it forward again, but that takes all the fun out of it. I will be putting out these songs at least three times a week, but hopefully I can get around to doing it daily. If you have a song you would like to put up for this please email me at tmiskin *at* gmail.com. Also, if you have the answer and would like to see if you are first just email me at the above address and I will mention you in the next post where I announce the song and the first person to guess right. Again, don’t use software to reverse it again because that just ruins it. At the announcement of each answer I hope to provide a link so you can either purchase the song or the album from an online store. The first song is below. Enjoy!

Backward Tune #1

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There was a class I took in college called “Software Development”. In it I worked with a group of four other students on a project we eventually wrote in PHP. One of the students was an especially good programmer, and I once asked him about his background and what he was doing with his skills. He was working on a PHP framework of his own, and had been for several years. Since then I have come across hundreds of programmers building frameworks, CRMs, CMSes, etc. Over the years, I have begun to realize that the programming community as a whole seems to waste vast amounts of time building the holy grail of “hammers”. That is exactly what most of these tools are, just fancy hammers with which you can build a business. The problem is that there are many people who can make a similiar hammer, or make a better hammer, and your hammer is not necessarily built for every need. If you go to http://opensourcecms.com/ you will find out a sample of the vast number of image galleries, blog tools, wikis, forums there are available. And there are probably over 10 times more that never got recognized or died mid-flight.

You need to recognize what it is you are building. Before programming anything, find out what business need you are fulfilling. Don’t get attached to the technology, because 99.9999999% of the time (random number of nines) there is someone who has more resources, skill, and time than you do and could produce a far superior tool if they put their mind to it. There are too many swiss-army knife web apps out there, and not enough that simply fill single business needs. It is amazing how few free PHP scripts there are out there that simply do file management. Instead, you have 10,000 which attempt to do everything including preparing your food. I love the way Firefox has done it, there is the core browser, and it is extensible to whatever I want. I build my core websites, and like to plugin an email manager, and poll system. I don’t want someone who puts everything into one piece and then makes you hack it until you are satisfied.

What we need in the programming community, is more people to make extensions, and fewer people to make the cores. So many businesses have different needs and processes, that one core can rarely fit the needs of everyone. That is why web APIs are so popular. They work regardless of the technology used by the site and can be fit into any system. Now I am going slightly off subject, but it begs mentioning.

Bottom line, is that technology is simply the vehicle for your business. You could spend 3 years building your own perfect framework, cms, image manager and other pieces and go broke, or get bought out by a company that doesn’t even use your language and all your work is gone. Better in my opinion, is that you could build things that simply fill the needs of your business by combining existing tools as well as your own customized code….and nothing more! The marketing, sales, and the actual way businesses use technology is their greatest asset. The actual technology behind the business might be average and/or similiar to those used by hundreds of others ie (YouTube, Ebay, Amazon), but these businesses thrive and grow.

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